simonalkenmayer:

yellowjuice:

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

Also, the hand goes over the heart during the salute (which is very recent as an addition) while the anthem is sung with hats removed, no hand over heart.

I’m not much of one for caring about arbitrary symbols, but don’t have etiquette if you’re not going to observe it properly, while you scream about others who do.

(via confirmance)

the-punning-ubus:

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end

honestly i cant decide which is worse

(via kvothbloodless)

thatgirlonstage:

transmanrichardstrand:

mcu characters ranked on a scale of how down they are to commit treason

one end of the scale is heimdall and the other is okoye

Heimdall: it’s not treason if you’re the only functional member of the government

(via fearlessinger)

bananacreamphi:

justareallyboredfangirl:

thats-slightly-raven:

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

#is this really what wearing glasses is like?

Yes

(via kvothbloodless)

fartgallery:

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thyrell:

postordiea:

talesoftenko:

kokoroattack:

niknak79:

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well shit

I have to keep this in mind.

This still looks like a before and after shot of Armageddon or something where humanity is wiped out.

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creativeguy01:

marauders4evr:

beowulf22121:

jedihighcouncil:

detective-like-i-give-a-damn:

jedihighcouncil:

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison.

He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help.

Or do you just read the fight scenes?

Because

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Batman

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Never

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Bothered

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Attacking

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The

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Roots

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Of

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Social

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Problems

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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

I actually never thought about this. And I realized that unlike other heroes who just want to see their antagonist gone and really don’t care about nothing but killing them and stopping them, Batman wants to try and help them out. When people would normally push for a serial killer to be sentenced to death, a person could want that killer to be in rehabilitation. This makes me like Batman a lot more.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

astromoondst:

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

(via perks-of-being-chinese)